BAGEEZUS PEOPLE! I don’t think any funny metaphor or sarcastic remark can touch this staggering statistic. Yesterday, at Activision’s investors call, the publisher revealed that Call of Duty: Black Ops gamers have surpassed the 1.2 billion hour playtime mark since November 2010. All game time hours were amassed by each system the shooter was developed for and…physical social interaction died this day. See what I mean?! Sarcastic remarks don’t work with this news piece because the information is just downright shocking. Yes, the Call of Duty franchise is immensely popular and has racked up numerous commercial assets but still. I wonder if the sun will explode once it realizes that its rays aren’t reaching millions of people.