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Breaking (Humor): Mario Bros. no Longer Plumbers…

by on August 4, 2009 5:18 PM 13 Comments

The Mario Bros. (Mario Mario and Luigi Mario) are no longer practicing plumbers. They have moved on to the lucrative business of selling plumbing supplies. This spy shot (taken by me) was on the corner of 87th st. and 18th ave in Bensonhurst, Brooklyn N.Y captured on my trusty 3GS while riding home from a friends house. Looked around to see if I could find the retired Mario Mario, but only found Princess Peach the receptionist. In other news Bowser’s Bakery is opening just across the street. Click the picture to see it full size.

I wonder if he says things like “It’s A-Me Mario, fugghedaboutit!”

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Joel is one of the founding members of DualShockers. He's both a lover and a fighter, and if you ask around, an incredible dancer. The Dos XX guy thinks that Joel is the most interesting man in the world. He's never met a brand of tequila that he didn't like, unless of course that brand is Cuervo. When he's not at his day job, he's busy annoying PR folks through harassing phone calls and emails all in the name of "content." He enjoys all types of games, especially ones where he can indulge in the beatings of younger, annoying, and less skilled players to a pulp. His favorite games are Metal Gear Solid, Zelda: A LInk to the Past and Shenmue, and he believes that if those aren't among your favorites... well then, you're an idiot.

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