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What Exactly Is Jim Sterling Reviewing? Not Much Apparently

by Mar 17th 2010 1:08AM 98 Comments

What Exactly Is Jim Sterling Reviewing? Not Much Apparently

As many of you may have seen, Destructoid’s Jim Sterling wrote a less than stellar review for Final Fantasy XIII (4/10). One of his tweets read:

Jim_Sterling: I am officially done with Final Fantasy XIII. That last chapter is an egregious mess of bulls***.

Sterling wrote all over twitter about how bad the game was; he is entitled to his opinion, however,  because at the end of the day that’s what a review essentially is. That opinion may have quite possibly been tainted, especially considering he never finished the game -and we have proof to show it. Please enjoy exhibit A below.

What Exactly Is Jim Sterling Reviewing? Not Much Apparently

Did someone forget to do something?

Now, not all games have an actual ending to them. But a game like Final Fantasy – which is based so heavily on story – simply cannot be reviewed unless it’s completed. If you think that’s bad, it doesn’t end there folks. Upon further investigation there are many more questionable reviews that are now popping up.

Now, one can look at this and say “Wait a minute. Maybe he didn’t sync his trophies!” While you may be correct on behalf of the Final Fantasy review, how about explaining what happened to, oh I dunno, maybe his review of Army of Two: the 40th day. I’m pretty sure he’s done a trophy sync since the release of that game. And, wouldn’t you know it, coincidently he has a review up for the title.

Still don’t believe it? Have a look at his trophies for yourself. You be the judge. http://us.playstation.com/publictrophy/index.htm?onlinename=jim_sterling

Now, as far as actually playing Army of Two, I gave him the benefit of the doubt assuming that it could have been played on the 360, but alas, no proof of that in the image below (considering press copies arrived on or a couple of days before release date).

What Exactly Is Jim Sterling Reviewing? Not Much Apparently

Someone put out an A.P.B. we've got a missing game on the loose!

If you want to see where this image came from you can check it out here:

http://live.xbox.com/en-US/profile/profile.aspx?pp=0&GamerTag=jim+sterling

We invite Jim Sterling to defend himself and the integrity of his reviews during the next DualShockers ShockCast. Let’s see if he shows.

  • stuff

    Even if he didn’t play it all, to get to Pulse, that’s about 30 hours, give or take. 30 hours of an utterly sh**** game, before it “gets real good, honest guys!”. That’s a failure of a game.

  • Tyler Massie

    Hopefully someone can assist me here… is this news?
    Because I don’t quite understand the point of this article. Perhaps I am new to the world of blogging, but I didn’t realize it would be noteworthy to attack a journalist’s(?) credibility through direct evidence of trophies and achievements. Is that really a smoking gun?

    I can only assume that this ‘article’ is an opinion of one man on a blog, criticizing the opinion of another man on a blog. That being said, in the year of visiting Destructoid daily, I don’t recall ever seeing this type of personal attack on their blog.

    I also don’t truly understand the term trolling. Not for a lack of academic knowledge, more that it has never been a concept that I have completely grasped. What little I do understand, however, is that an article on this site (dualshockers) exhibits signs of trolling for hits in the most basic fashion.

    To that point, I’ve never been on this site before. I was curious about how Mr. Sterling was ‘called out’, so I followed a link on twitter. I can’t imagine I would have ever visited this site had it not been for this article. Therefore, didn’t this article succeed to troll for hits?

    I assure you, I do not intend to visit this site again. Granted, I am basing my judgment on one article, one personality. Much the same as how one would base Destructoid on the personality of Jim Sterling, so I do see the flaw in this logic.

    I’m just disappointed that reading this article, and ironically, responding to this article occupied 15 minutes of my day.

    Depending on how it would fit into your corporate mission and vision, I would recommend posting stories with a little more journalistic integrity. That might result in your site being more successful, so that you don’t have to rely so much on direct attacks of credibility.

    • http://www.twitter.com/gameheadlines Acosta02

      “Hopefully someone can assist me here… is this news?”

      Oh, well, let me explai-

      “I assure you, I do not intend to visit this site again.”

      Ah.

  • Putz

    Surely he should be finishing the game though.. When’s the last time you read a ‘professional’ book or film review where the author couldn’t be bothered to finish the material being reviewed?
    At the very least the guy should make a large point of mentioning this in the review!

  • Nick

    You don’t have to have beaten a game to review it. If you think professional reviewers beats every game before they review it, you’re sorely mistaken and have an extremely juvenile view of the industry.

  • Nick

    Most people seem to think this is a very good game, go to reader reviews on gamefaqs, gamespot.

    Seems to me this guy just likes to rate good games with s*** scores to get attention. No different than any other troll, except he gets payed to troll and wind you all up. The sooner you all ignore this s*** the sooner he goes away.

  • quoth

    Oh wow.

    Now THAT was classy. Way to go Evan. Gonna be tough to regain that credibility.

    Concerning Mr. Sterling: Is he polarizing? Yes. Is he a troll? I don’t believe so. He writes reviews. Reviews are opinions on things. And I never had the impression that his reviews were something other than his genuine opinion. His reviews are always well written, and his points are absolutely valid most of the time.

    Funny thing is, Jim’s never getting truly, you know, criticized. It’s always just people rambling about him being a troll, and never actually responding to the points he’s making or even raising their own points.

  • scottyg

    Um… now I’m not a reviewer, but if a game doesn’t get good until near the end then I think it’s reasonable to assume it should get a bad review.

    Also, I see you’ve been getting advice from a certain someone. Good internet matlock-ing skills there.

  • Putz

    Hey Nick. Thanks for the ‘juvenile’ jab. Good stuff.
    It might be niave of me but I do genuinely think that if a professional reviewer is to be taken seriously they should either take the time to finish the book/film/game etc or at least make mention of it in their review.
    I would be surprised if the majority of reviewers did not do this, despite your cynical opinions.

  • http://ArsTechnica Jimmy G.

    Sentence fragments! Possessive apostrophes inserted into non-possessive pluralizations! I see the author is another gamer who wants to add prestige to his hobby by fancying himself a capitalized “WRITER,” but can’t even cough out 300 publishable words. This article is nothing but two pictures with their explanatory captions stretched to the limit. And just to clarify the opening line, Jim Sterling gave Final Fantasy XIII a less than stellar score–but he wrote a stellar review. And that’s the key difference between Sterling and this author, whose name I honestly won’t remember until he makes more of a contribution.

    But putting the unprofessionalism aside, this is far more insidious than anything Sterling’s ever done. I became familiar with his back catalog after the pair of ‘Indie Games Suck’ articles he put out a few weeks ago (to paraphrase the titles to match internet perception). Articles that were inflammatory, yes, but only as a rhetorical device to raise the stakes of a conversation worth having. Sterling is a guy with a vitriolic sense of humor who loves getting into people’s faces. But he stays there long after the fact because his criticisms all carry real merit, regardless of the way he packages them.

    This piece, in comparison, is trashy journalism worthy of a spot near the grocery store checkout. Instead of raising greater questions about the role of reviewers in general, it dismisses them. Instead of initiating a much larger (and much more serious) conversation about journalistic responsibility, it focuses concerns on one semi-celebrity individual who may or may not be representative of the issue. This “story” forgoes all value and validity for the sake of inciting furor and controversy. O, sweetest irony–the author fits the bill for a public perception of “Jim Sterling,” as a concept, more than Jim Sterling himself.

    In terms the author might comprehend: flamebait. After a chilly afternoon on his muddied hands and knees, the author has produced a worm thick enough to catch a Hylian Loach. But he isn’t going to reel in a thing, because there is no strength on his end of the line.

  • http://ArsTechnica Jimmy G.

    @Putz: Thank you for having the balls to compare entirely different mediums. I don’t get enough chances to explain this publicly, and I’d appreciate using your head as my soapbox.

    Books, films, and games are all different mediums. Games are interactive, even if they’re story driven, and should be judged based on the merits of that interactivity. Otherwise, one is just reviewing a game’s script or a game’s musical score. So Pokemon, for example, can’t really be reviewed until someone’s played through a bulk of the interactivity; this includes leveling up, breeding, evolution, lots of battling, and tons of endgame stuff. The first dungeon in a Zelda game is representative of all things to come; it’s a formula, enacted over and over again. A game like Final Fantasy XIII is experienced in the journey, then, not in its ending. There is a battle system that develops along the way, there is characterization, there is much else tied to the pyramidal experience that builds onto its base. Reviewing the game doesn’t include its ending, but all gameplay before and after that. Sterling is not a storytelling critic. He is a video game critic. And nothing in the final battle is going to radically change the gameplay he’s grown accustomed to up to that point.

    How does one finish a game like World of Warcraft, or Team Fortress 2? One doesn’t. Are they unreviewable? Absolutely not. They are reviewed the way they should be–not in terms of narrative, but in terms of gameplay. Gameplay is essential to gamehood, making games what they are, and if you read Sterling’s work you’ll find that plenty of his concerns are ludomechanic. (Granted, you’ll also find plenty of story-related comments–Sterling isn’t doing anything wrong there, as the game does have a narrative. But if his review focused only on those things, as you seem to desire, then we’d have a problem.)

  • Red

    I agree with the sentiment of the majority of commenters on this article, there is simply no point in writing “got ya” articles on the reviews posted on other sites, it is really just in bad taste.

    Say what you will about Jim, I know I certainly do, but there is no denying that the man reviews from the heart. He reviews games not as products in need of a consumer rating, but as experiences that are given a simple representation of perceived quality in order to bring a visual summation (in this case with a 1-10 scale) of the authors opinion. You know, the way literature, film, and music are reviewed, not with the pretense that they are providing a public service for potential buyers of a product, but as an insight into one person’s experience with a form of entertainment. If anything, we should be praising the man for being one of the few reviewers who writes in this manner, and for being unafraid to use the entirety of the 1-10 scale rather than the 6-10 “grading papers” style scale used in 9/10 outlets.

    As for him not finishing the game in its entirety, well this is hardly news in its own right. Would you rather him use Action Replay/Codebreaker like was standard in reviewing games for so long? Or a review copy with unlocked console tools for tweaking difficulty, or warping past a part of the game giving you trouble? Of course, no one talks about these things anymore because we’re too obsessed with numeric scores to care.

    Articles like this just add to the notion that gamers are self absorbed, spoiled, and terrified by anything that goes against the mainstream. This is the sad state of gaming, we’ve bought into the corporate entity the industry has transformed into over the last 10 years to the point where we are writing articles about reviews on other sites, as though defense of the status quo is paramount to gaming’s survival as a medium. Entire subgenres die off, sequels bring market saturation to anything that sells, the cost of producing a game rises so high that creativity is killed off to make way for the cardboard copy world of safe bets, and we indulgent masses sit here on our pile of games arguing over review scores. It’s this kind of braindead number-mongering that drove the industry into the monotone mess of grey action games and minigame shovelware that we all know and love today.

  • kratoskilla

    lol no1 gives a shit about destructoid , atleast i dont. What more could I expect from a guy that gave assassins creed 2 a 4.5 and u do require to finish the game in order to review it

  • DARK

    thank you very much Evan Velez and dualshockers.com for Exposing this idiot
    Jim_Sterling Is a joke, please stand your ground and don’t back down, someone need to teach him how to be a journalist, he gave assassins’ greed 2 a 4!! That alone is enough to fire him, I hope he shows up

  • ClaudeInfantile

    I like a guy/site that dares to rate Assasins Creed a 4.5. Personally I would rate it a 6.5 though.

    Go with whatever reviewer you think makes sense to you and stop moaning about peoples opinions.

    To me Jim Sterling is mostly a good read. He trolls, he exaggerates BUT he has an opinion.

    This article made me write a reply.[sic]

  • itemforty

    So what you are trying to say is Hell is other people?

  • lolwut

    I sometimes skip beating games to play new ones and I can tell you that I could give you an honest review of the games I didn’t finish. So please, shut up, who cares, and stop trying to take the piss out of someone because you disagree with them. You’re trying to be this righteous hero/champion of truth but you end up sounding like a whiny bag full of douche.

  • smurfee mcgee

    *gasps*

  • Nerd_burgler

    jim sterling is the name of a *** porn star google it if you dont believe me cause i saw it myself

  • Jim Sterling

    I like to suck big wangs and put them in my back door.

  • http://dualshockers.com Evan Velez

    Whenever I see the word even, I keep thinking it is my name haha. That is all.

  • Blasto

    For the record, I’m having a good time so far, personally, with FF XIII. Going into it, I didn’t think that would be the case. That’s my opinion. However…

    So he played a game for a mere 30 hours and didn’t like it? What the hell could possibly happen after 30 hours that would totally change his final opinion, sir? At hour 31, does the Bluray suddenly pop out of the drive and start tickling your ass with a feather?

  • Jedinate

    His review is absolutely valid. If the game is so bad that he couldn’t finish it, that in and of itself, says a lot about the game, not the reviewer.

    And I have to say, any game that you have to play for 20 + hours before it starts to get good, fails in my book, big time. You are asking a lot from a player to put up with that BS.

  • illidari

    he completed ch11 didn’t he? is that what the instrument of hope trophy means?

    he made it to ch 11/13

    and he has a secret trophy you can’t see

    ch12/13

    Which means he tweeted truthly that he didn’t finish the game. What else you want?

  • http://www.ronworkman.tumblr.com Ron Workman

    @DAT_NEW_YAWKER and @ joel
    Im not sure you realize that I was a co-founder of Dtoid and have called Jim out on reviews before. I think he can be good but gets to caught up in trying to be funny or get attention or whatever. Why is it that Jim has been called out multiple times over his reviews? Because he is excellent at what he is trying to do. Get shit started and be a funny smart ass. Plain and simple. That doesnt mean he does not know shit about games either. He clearly does.

    and yes, I own multiple dev kits. Im not trying to be a smartass here but anyone can fill out a form for a loaner. Anyone. It doesnt mean you will get one. Dual shockers does about 15k uniques per month. Sorry to bust your bubble but you wont be getting one anytime soon with those kinds of numbers. You need to be 50 to 100 times larger than you are now to even make it into the mix of getting a dev kit. I mean, dont stop what your doing though. Its is great to have ambition and drive. I think DS could be at that point in the next year or two.

    also
    http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/61fps/archive/2009/02/24/ron-workman-calls-out-destructoid-for-sloppy-journalism.aspx

    • lolwut

      15k uniques per month is laughable in 2010. Seriously. And bragging about the number of dev kits you own? lol… Grow up.

  • http://spacemeat.com.au Jordan

    A pathetic attempt at leeching off the controversy that Sterling created.

    This article is no different from what you’re accusing Sterling of.

    Most reviewers I know play their games on debug/office consoles and not their personal gamertags anyway.

    How about you worry more about actual news instead of loose and desperate attempts to look like saviours of the ****ing game journalism industry.

  • Donholio

    It says right at the top of the page the author is a Sony fanboy. Was anyone expecting anything else?

  • CrpytArc

    I really hope jim does appear on your show. Then i can hear him completely tear you and your worthless site apart.

  • http://dualshockers.com Evan Velez

    @Ron, I just noticed you know Zaku. =)

  • DAT_NEW_YAWKER

    @Ron
    I was not aware that you were a co-founder of Dtoid. Congratulations? I guess. I’m not quite sure why you responded to my post, although I am a little proud of myself that what I wrote caught the eye of such an esteemed member of the gaming community enough to respond at least. Just a hint of sarcasm.

    My post was directed to Evan and his inability to defend himself to the argument that you made. This is hard for me to say because I try my best to support my fellow New Yawker, but I have to agree with @Ron. @Joel showing your application or request for a debug system was rather pointless.

  • Barnabe Jones

    I hope Jim Sterling gets incurable ass cancer.

    Why are his sarcastic reviews included in Metacritic anyway? He has single handidly dragged down great games scores all in an effort to generate hits for his crappy little website.

    Kudos Evan. You have exposed that Troll with a blog who poses as a journalist as the fraud he is.

    People should start writing to Metacritc to have his removed from the reviewing process.

  • http://dualshockers.com Evan Velez

    @DAT you don’t have to worry, I’m from Los Angeles. You can blast away. =)

  • DAT_NEW_YAWKER

    @Evan Oh, I was talking about Joel. As for you I think that since your in L.A. you might want to see if TMZ is hiring. That might be more suited to your style of writing.

  • http://www.dualshockers.com Yaris Gutierrez

    This is one great comments section. :) I sincerely appreciate everyone’s contribution – even those who are attacking the crap out of DualShockers – for contributing their two cents. We enjoy getting feedback from the community and trying to engage in healthy conversation.

    @Jimmy G
    Although you bring up some really valid points, the idea of this written piece isn’t only about the critical review he gave Final Fantasy XIII. If he felt he played enough of the game to constitute his review, which was well written, then he has every right to give his professional opinion on the matter. However, the issue that the author is pointing out is that Jim Sterling doesn’t finish all his games and then reviews them as if he did. Example? Ron Workman – the co-founder of Dtoid – posted a link above once again proving Jim Sterlings ethics on reviews; he discussed how Sterling reviewed Halo Wars after only playing 3 missions. Now, as stated above, I’m not in no way trying to say that a person HAS to finish a game for review, but let’s be realistic here – no one can professionally write an in-depth review about an RTS game solely after 3 missions. It’s not fair to the developers, the publishers, and most importantly, the readers.

    Although the gameplay is the one of the most important aspects of a videogame, it is the narrative that creates that emotional/personal attachment between the player and the game. The narrative is very much so as important as gameplay because it is what immerses the player into that digital world, among other things. I agree with you 100% that a game’s ending doesn’t justify whether or not the game is absolutely amazing because, as you stated, it is everything that leads to that point which is far more important for the player. But, again, it isn’t what’s being attacked, it’s his consistency.

    Personally, I’m a firm believer that I should finish a game before throwing up a review. However, that’s just me. But I can see where you’re coming from and do agree with some points. ;)

  • Steven Q.

    Opinions. People have them.

  • ENSnizzle

    Does Jim have a UK Ps3? One he might not have connected to innernetz? What about cheats, I know you stop getting trophies in games if you use cheats. (Btw, I have no clue if you can cheat FF13 or whatever game)

  • Mark

    “I like how Evan is whinging about getting trolled and criticised, yet he’s just written a post, a post with screenshots and everything, criticising someone else. If you can’t eat some ****, stop throwing it.”

    QFT

  • http://dualshockers.com Evan Velez

    I like how people think I am whining about receiving criticism. I could care less about the criticisms that are without any sort of merit. I do this because I like to do it, not because I need any validation from gamers.

  • Scott

    @Red couldn’t have said it better myself. it is a sad world of gaming we live in today, people read reviews of games and will play a game that gets a 10/10 and completely agree with the review without thinking for themselves. and the moment someone says something bad about a game that gets great reviews all around, they get called a troll. people are lazy and want to be told what to like, and get offended when someone says otherwise about a “good game” because they know deep down inside, they don’t have an opinion of their own. all i gotta say is, play the game and form your own opinion of it, don’t listen to anyone else. I haven’t gotten FFXIII yet but I can’t wait to play it.

  • dreamcast top games

    lol who the f is Evan Velez? and this gamespot esque website?

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  • Anon

    He set his gamertag so you can’t see his games anymore, lol.

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  • TheCorpseMan99

    Jim Sterling doesn’t need to play FF:XIII to know it sucked, he never fucked a pair of pliers either but he knows that’s bad.

  • God

    fat frau fraud

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