Cospa, maker of many, many (often extremely unnecessary) silly pieces of merchandise, has some cool Catherine cell phone straps up for pre-order. I'm very disappointed in the lack of cleavage. I mean really, if you want to sell these things, just fill up that whole strap with Catherine's cleavage. Come on.

Anyway, they're pretty nice-looking cell phone straps, and they're only 840 Yen (about $11). Pre-order yours from amiami.jp here. (You might want to get on it soon; the pre-order deadline is September 15th.)