“Girl Fight” is the All-Female Fighting Game You Didn’t Ask For

on February 14, 2012 10:15 AM

The developers at Microprose and Kung Fu Factory felt that there were too many fighting games dominated by men with bugling muscles. And so, they have come up with a brilliant plan to create a fighter with an ensemble composed entire of bugling boobs.

Unsurprisingly-named Girl Fight promises a host of “sexy fighters” to choose from, and is scheduled for release on the PlayStation Network and Xbox Live Arcade this spring.

“With hair flying, long legs kicking and the ear-piercing shrill of deadly vixens, Girl Fight is a unique all-female, fast-paced spin on arcade-style fighting games,” reads the official press release. Um.

But it gets better. “Players can select from a wide range of distinct fighters, each with their own fighting style. Players can even create their own experience by customizing their fighter’s appearance and abilities.”

The game also features customization options. “Players will find a robust set of unlockables to further customize their characters by proving themselves as the ultimate femme fatale in the ring. Points can unlock new character skins, more varied abilities and codex entries.”

And we’re back to hyper-objectifying women in video games. Maybe players will be able to unlock a mud-wrestling ring? Who knows.

 /  Features Editor
A High Summoner from the Woods of the North (read: New England), Alexa and her ragtag band of comrades have saved the world from cataclysmic destruction countless times -- you just didn't notice. When she isn't writing or gaming, she enjoys baking, long walks at dusk, and cosplay.