If you aren't aware by now, Europeans tend to get a lot of the "cooler" collector's/boxsets editions compared to what us North Americans are used to. What are they getting this time around that might just ensue hate crime against the Europeans? A God of War Trilogy boxset in April, of course. Does god hate North Americans? Absolutely. Just look at our politicians.

If you're wondering what the package will contain (which should be obvious), then I will break it down for you. The God of War Trilogy boxset contains all three God of War titles in one comfy, more than likely badass, box. The boxset, which is to release at the same time as the God of War Collection, which includes the original game and God of War II in one disc, will have a price tag of €39.99 (£24.99), while the almighty chaos-filled Trilogy costing €89.99 (£64.99). When can you expect Kratos to hit your local retailers? Find out after the jump.

  • UK, Ireland, Germany and Austria: April 30, 2010
  • Australia and New Zealand: April 29, 2010
  • The remainder of PAL lands: April 28, 2010

If you're on knees in prayer that the Trilogy makes it's way to the states, you better make sure that you're either used to fellating for days on end and have withstanding kneecaps with callus the size of melons, or extremely good at ignoring pain because the chances - as we've seen in the past - of anything European releasing over here is mighty slim. If any changes come forth, we'll make sure to keep you posted.