The hype across the internet over the last couple months proves that we’re not the only ones. Apparently someone in Japan took note of our excitement and videotaped himself destroying a copy of The Last Story. What a DICK. In fact, he will be hereafter referred to as Dick-San.
The youtube clip, which you can find after the jump, starts out innocently enough like any other unboxing video. Dick-San places the game box in front of the camera followed by the game’s soundtrack. The packaging is gorgeous, I must say. He proceeds to open the game case and tear the instruction manual to shreds. Then with a pair of scissors Dick-San cuts the game’s disc in half and then into quarters.
After the brutal display the video gets weird. Dick-San places some kind of Japanese dish over the debris and mashes some of it into the food with his hands. Hey, maybe he’s a cool guy and can only sustain himself on video games. Well, either way I’m not sure why he’s doing this. Disk-San has certainly got my attention at least. I’m not that bothered by it because someone had to pay for the game and that’s still a sale for Nintendo and Mistwalker.
Though if I hear he got the game for free I’m going to punch every Asian person I see in the face until I find Dick-San. I’ll start with Allen Park.
Check out the carnage here: