Hey, how’s it going? I’m doing pretty well myself. …huh? What crappy garbage stuck to my wrist? Oh, this? It’s just a Silly Band(z?); all the cool kids are into them these days. See, they’re rubber band bracelets, except they’re, like, AWESOME bands, because they’re in shapes of things that kids can totally relate to, like animals, rock instruments, princess stuff, all of that. The one I’m wearing right now, though, it’s pretty special. Sure, on my wrist it just looks like a worn out rubber band used to prevent a lobster from being all pinchy, but when I take it off, you can see that it’s in the shape of a game controller! Pretty rad huh?
…where did I get it? Oh, it’s from a super special, suuuuuuper exclusive pack of vidjagame-themed Silly Bandz that come with every copy of the Nintendo DS game of the same name, which is available now. So if you want to get in on some of this crinkled-up fluorescent rubber band hotness, be sure to go pick up the game ASAP!
…uh, the game itself? It’s like a puzzle-action looking game where you catapult Silly Bandz into structures and stuff and get more Silly Bandz to use. But really, who cares about virtual Silly Bandz when you have REAL Silly Bandz right there in the same box? As far as I’m concerned, they’re charging $29.99 for a 12-pack of super-crazytastic-awesometacular rare Bandz that comes with a free DS game as a bonus. Hmm, I wonder if all the copies have all the same Bandz? Well, only one way to find out!