Live Your Greatest Cyber-Fantasies With These Official Magicka Bathrobes

on March 29, 2011 11:30 AM

Live Your Greatest Cyber-Fantasies With These Official Magicka Bathrobes

Who needs to have steamy role-playing conversations online about putting on their robe and wizard hat, when you can just pre-order one of these official Magicka bathrobes and actually live out your fetishes in real life? Made of 100% terry cloth, they’re machine-washable too, in case you get some, ah, ┬ácurious stains on them.

I’m going to pretend I don’t want these super-bad, and just tell all you haters that if you really want to troll the hell out of me, sending me one of these bathrobes in each color would seriously make me so angry I might just cry.

 /  Staff Writer (Weekends)
Allen is an utter whore of a gamer; he's completely open-minded to all games, be they AAA blockbusters or $5 casual children's games. His focus is on indie games specifically, valuing gameplay and ingenuity over sparkly visuals and ridiculous gimmicks. When he's not geeking out over the newest art game, he's out toning his sexy, sculpted shoulders while surfing epic 1.5ft waves, or having a good time with local, high-gravity microbrews.