Nerkas Solutions has the Answer to all your Problems

on December 16, 2010 10:30 AM

Nerkas Solutions has the Answer to all your Problems

Do you ever tire of washing your face or brushing your teeth? Ever wanted to drink your favorite Vodka at work? How about changing the channel on the TV, browsing the internet, and making toast from your couch? Well, Nerkas Solutions has your back, with their groundbreaking Mind Wave technology.

  • Nanodent Toothpaste – which injects hundreds of tiny cleaning robots into your face for a level of clean you have never felt before!
  • Antic Vodka – the odor free, non-flammable, better tasting vodka that makes it possible to enjoy Vodka over breakfast or even at work!
  • HM-987 Headset – harnesses the power of Mind Wave technology to put mind control over household appliances within your grasp!

Be sure to check out the Nerkas Solutions Product page for more information, and to see these products in action make sure to check out MindJack when it launches early next year. I love viral marketing, don’t you?

 /  Staff Writer
John is what you might call something of a badass. When he's not writing about games or playing them, he's playing in the Kansas City band "Documentary" and drinking as many different beers as often as he can. He's a huge comic nerd in the best sense of the term, with a particular love for the Creator Owned movement.
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