Dear Double Fine,
I appreciate you releasing a new Developer Diary about your upcoming game Trenched that shows off some gameplay, but I feel like I need to be honest with you up front. I’m buying it already; you’ve earned my trust and respect. At this point it’s almost like you’re being needlessly cruel by reminding me that it’s not out yet. I know you mean well though, so I’ll forgive you for getting me all riled up with your talk of mech loadouts, leaderboards and letting me watch a giant mech stomp an enemy.
It’s cool, we’re still friends. The developer diary is after the break, come join me and watch it as we marvel at how weird and awesome it is.