Nippon Ichi Invites You to Spank Some Bad Girls

on August 6, 2010 4:45 PM

Nippon Ichi Invites You to Spank Some Bad GirlsNippon Ichi and Arc Rise Fantasia developer ImageEpoch are working together on a new project titled Criminal Girls. Yes, it is as crazy as it sounds. This PSP RPG puts you firmly in the shoes of a prison guard in hell. Seven girls (representing the seven deadly sins) are imprisoned in the jail you work at, because they’ve been naughty in life. Your job – if you choose to undertake it – is to reform these girls by…wait for it…punishing them. Basically, you beat some sense into them to see if they’re ready for a second chance at life.

Yes, part of this punishment apparently involves spanking. Who wouldn’t want the opportunity to spank some naughty, scantily-clad girls, even if they are digital? Why do I bring this game up, even though its chances at seeing a North American release are probably less than zero because we’re a bunch of prudes? Because it’s NIS, and I love NIS. That’s why.

Criminal Girls releases in Japan in November, for around $70, in case you want to import, you naughty, naughty person, you.

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Chad joined the DualShockers staff in mid 2009 and since then has put much of his time into covering RPGs, with a focus on the Japanese side of the genre, from the obscure to the mainstream. He's a huge fan of iconic games like Secret of Mana, Final Fantasy VI and Persona 4 yet enjoys the smaller niche titles, as well. In his spare time he enjoys experiencing new beer, new foods and keeping up with just about every sci-fi show on television. He's married to an intelligent, beautiful Southern Belle who keeps his life interesting with witty banter and spicy Cajun cooking.