Valve, Protip: Gnome Chompski the Game is Something YOU NEED TO MAKE ASAP

on March 30, 2011 12:00 PM

Valve, Protip: Gnome Chompski the Game is Something YOU NEED TO MAKE ASAP

Youtube user FineLeatherJackets just made the worst videogame-related video on the Internets, with his “Gnome Chompski: The Game” spoof trailer. The always-professional garden gnome from Half Life 2: Episode Two and Left 4 Dead 2 fame is prominently featured in the video taking down zombies with all manner of tools, along with going head to head with dinosaurs armed with nothing but a hunting knife. Check it out after the break.

So why was that the worst video ever? Because it’s a constant reminder that Gnome Chompski: The Game actually doesn’t exist and, for all intents and purposes, will NEVER exist. Screw Episode Three; Valve, get to work on this masterpiece, stat!

 /  Staff Writer (Weekends)
Allen is an utter whore of a gamer; he's completely open-minded to all games, be they AAA blockbusters or $5 casual children's games. His focus is on indie games specifically, valuing gameplay and ingenuity over sparkly visuals and ridiculous gimmicks. When he's not geeking out over the newest art game, he's out toning his sexy, sculpted shoulders while surfing epic 1.5ft waves, or having a good time with local, high-gravity microbrews.