PS4 Port of Final Fantasy VII Gets a Trophy List: Some of Them Are Quite Funny

on November 29, 2015 6:47 AM

A port of Square Enix’s PS1 classic Final Fantasy VII is expected to be coming to PS4 this winter. While no actual release date has been revealed yet, the following trophy list popped up on gaming achievements hunting website Exophase.

The game will count 32 trophies in total and some of them are actually very funny. All perfectionist trophy hunters should prepare themselves to explore once again the far reaches of Midgard hunting down these scary Weapons, go on a date with Barret, have Cloud cross-dress and get their entire party wiped out. Yes, the game does reward you for failing.

While this trophy list could indicate an imminent release, Square Enix has yet to announce a fixed date.

Platinum

  •  Gaia’s Guardian: Obtain all trophies

Gold

  • A Feat of Meteoric Proportions: Complete Final Fantasy VII
  • Transcendant Convoker: Obtain the Master Summon Materia
  • Diamond Disintegrator: Defeat the Diamond Weapon
  • Ruby Render: Defeat the Ruby Weapon
  • Emerald Eviscerator: Defeat the Emerald Weapon

Silver

  • Coming Up All Nines: Obtain 99,999,999 gil
  • Liege of Leveling: Reach Lv. 99 with one character
  • Bahamutype-0: Obtain the Bahamut ZERO Materia
  • Roundtable Destruction: Obtain the Knights of the Round Materia
  • The Slash to End All Slashes – Learn Omnislash—Cloud’s last Limit Break
  • Loose Cannon: Learn Catastrophe—Barret’s last Limit Break
  • Packing a Punch: Learn Final Heaven—Tifa’s last Limit Break
  • See the Light: Learn Great Gospel—Aeris’s last Limit Break
  • A Universe of Pain: Learn Cosmo Memory—Red XIII’s last Limit Break
  • Meet Your Maker: Learn All Creation—Yuffie’s last Limit Break
  • Wheel of Fortune: Learn Slots—Cait Sith’s last Limit Break
  • Inner Demons: Learn Chaos—Vincent’s last Limit Break
  • Gale Warning: Learn Highwind—Cid’s last Limit Break

Bronze

  • First Blood: Emerge victorious from your first battle
  • Breaking New Ground: Use a Limit Break
  • Consummate Cross-dresser: Get Don Corneo to choose Cloud over the two females
  • Fledgling Summoner: Use a summon Materia in battle
  • Materia Mastermind: Raise a Materia to Lv. 5
  • Best Bromance: Go on a date with Barret in the Gold Saucer
  • Chocochampion: Win the Chocobo Racing mini-game
  • Corel’s Angel: Score 10,050 points or more in G-Bike at the Gold Saucer
  • Shuriken Join Us: Have Yuffie join your party
  • Won’t You be My Valentine?: Have Vincent join your party
  • Making Waves: Obtain the Leviathan Materia
  • Waiting in the Wings: Obtain the Bahamut Materia
  • Failure IS an Option: Have your whole party fall in battle
 /  Community Manager/Staff Writer