Rumor: Nathan Drake Will Have Sand In His Pants In Uncharted 3

on November 30, 2010 9:30 AM

Rumor: Nathan Drake Will Have Sand In His Pants In Uncharted 3

Yesterday night Kotaku reported that the next installment in the Nathan Fillion Drake franchise might be taking place in a harsh desert wilderness.  According to Kotaku’s “informed source”, Uncharted 3 will not only be revealed at or around the Spike TV Video Game Awards on December 11, but it’ll take Drake from the frigid Himalayas to a parched desert landscape.  No specifics have been mentioned, but Kotaku theorizes that Drake may find himself in an African desert environment.

Now, don’t tell anyone else, but I have a, uh, trusted source as well, and he tells me that Drake will indeed be in a desert, but not in Africa.  He’ll travel across the globe to Albuquerque, New Mexico, where he’ll take up meth manufacturing and distribution and become the next drug lord of the Southwestern United States.

…oh, how I yearn for a Breaking Bad videogame.

 /  Staff Writer (Weekends)
Allen is an utter whore of a gamer; he's completely open-minded to all games, be they AAA blockbusters or $5 casual children's games. His focus is on indie games specifically, valuing gameplay and ingenuity over sparkly visuals and ridiculous gimmicks. When he's not geeking out over the newest art game, he's out toning his sexy, sculpted shoulders while surfing epic 1.5ft waves, or having a good time with local, high-gravity microbrews.