It's a well known fact that Japan produces some of the weirdest commercials ever, but what happens when you mix the PS Vita, Phantasy Star Online 2, a weird high school vice-principal and three students--two of which are ready for their summer love while the third is a geek that's forever alone?

You can find the answer, or better wonder about the answer by watching the two TV commercials below, fresh from Sony.

DualShockers is not responsible for any brain cell burned or otherwise lost by watching the videos below. Do so at your own risk.

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