Those clever folks at Aksys Games are at it again. Not to be outdone by the success of their "extra naughty edition" of The Record of Agarest War in 2010, the publisher has revealed that the limited edition of the game's sequel, aptly titled The Record of Agarest War 2 will feature "a unique set of items you’ll want to get your hands all over."

Truer words have never been written in a press release for a video game.

So what's in the box? Check out the list of goodies that will be available with the special edition of the game when it releases on the  PlayStation 3 this year . I think it's safe to say that they've upped the ante from the boob mousepad and pillowcase from the original.

• Inflatable Felenne Doll: An adorable inflatable doll that will make a nice addition to any location that you can feasibly place it.
• Compressed 8 x 12” Hand Towel: Conveniently compressed into a heart shape, this towel is the ideal object of your desire for when you need a small object that expands into a full hand towel.
• Collectible Artbook: Titled “Heroic Trials from the Lands of Agarest”, this artbook is a humdrum addition to the many boring books you’ve read recently. Or so we would like others to think…