Xbox One Exclusive Halo 5: Guardians – Watch Me Suck Really Badly at Warzones in Sleek 1080p

on August 7, 2015 1:27 PM

Not all gamers are made equal. Some are good at RPGs, others have great racing skills, and then there are some that really suck at first person shooters. I’m one of those.

With a mouse I can still hit stuff (at times), but put a controller in my hands, and my lack of the slightest aiming skills will turn into comedic relief.

At Microsoft’s Gamescom showcase, someone did put a controller in my hands to play a Warzone match in Halo 5: Guardians, and the results were as expected: a disaster.

It’s not like I didn’t have fun, mind you. Despite my shameful performance, the mode is really, really nice to play. But that’s the whole point. It’s not like I don’t like FPS games. I do. I just keep sucking at them no matter how much I try.

Below you can see a recording of one of the matches, and you are fully authorized to laugh at me and mock me in the comments. It’s not like I’m not used to it.

I refrained from replacing the audio with the music from The Benny Hill Show just because I thought that you’d rather listen to the game’s own soundtrack, but you’re very free to play it in your mind. It really does fit.

 /  Executive News Editor
Hailing from sunny (not as much as people think) Italy and long standing gamer since the age of Mattel Intellivision and Sinclair ZX Spectrum. Definitely a multi-platform gamer, he still holds the old dear PC nearest to his heart, while not disregarding any console on the market. RPGs (of any nationality) and MMORPGs are his daily bread, but he enjoys almost every other genre, prominently racing simulators, action and sandbox games. He is also one of the few surviving fans of the flight simulator genre on Earth.
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