James Gournalist
Contributing since December, 2018
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About James Gournalist
Salutations readers, I'm James Gournalist -- your bastion of ethical reporting at DualShockers. After getting a history degree from my liberal arts college and bouncing around as a barista, I've found my niche as an all-knowing seer of the games industry. Favorite games include ironically loving Sonic, Undertale and FNAF.
Latest Articles
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Sam Porter Bridges Should be the New Papa John's CEO
Sam has the needed experience in the pizza category.
Geoff Keighley — The Man Injecting Giraffes Into Video Games
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We have received some insider information on the next Nintendo Direct from a totally trustworthy source.
Amazon LEAKS Cyberpunk 2077's Release Date, Coming Sometime in 2030 or 2099
New leaks on Amazon absolutely prove that Cyberpunk 2077 is coming to consoles sometime in the year 2030 or 2099, and you can't argue otherwise.