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James Gournalist

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About James Gournalist

Salutations readers, I'm James Gournalist -- your bastion of ethical reporting at DualShockers. After getting a history degree from my liberal arts college and bouncing around as a barista, I've found my niche as an all-knowing seer of the games industry. Favorite games include ironically loving Sonic, Undertale and FNAF.

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Based Sakurai Finally Saves Super Smash Bros Ultimate From Geno Begging Fanboys

Geno is finally playable in Super Smash Bros Ultimate, as a Mii costume. The one and only Based Sakurai announced it through the Sephiroth presentation.

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How Does the Xbox Series X and Xbox Series S Taste?

After a grueling investiagion, DualShockers has discovered exactly what the Xbox Series X and Xbox Series S will taste like.

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Persona 5 Scramble Makes Persona 5 Royal Look Like a Joke

Persona 5 Scramble is a red-pilled, politics-free experience straight from Japan, infinitely superior to the SSJs infested Royal "enhanced" version.

3,000 Year-Old Egyptian Voice Recreated for Video Game Sound Effect

Scientists have used modern technology to recreate a 3,000 year-old-mummies voice box to produce a video game sound effect.

Sam Porter Bridges Should be the New Papa John's CEO

Sam has the needed experience in the pizza category.

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Geoff Keighley — The Man Injecting Giraffes Into Video Games

For years Geoff Keighley has been bringing up the subject of giraffes, but now he’s slowly pushing them more into video games.

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Sources: New Nintendo Direct to Occur Between Next Week and the End of Time

We have received some insider information on the next Nintendo Direct from a totally trustworthy source.

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Amazon LEAKS Cyberpunk 2077's Release Date, Coming Sometime in 2030 or 2099

New leaks on Amazon absolutely prove that Cyberpunk 2077 is coming to consoles sometime in the year 2030 or 2099, and you can't argue otherwise.