It’s pretty easy to decry expensive, less than requisite technology when you don’t want it, but it’s a totally different ball game when you need it to play the new Dead or Alive title. I mean, Nintendo is hardly playing fair. The short video shows off the game’s stunning visuals and furious, over the top fighting, as well as what many will consider the game’s most important feature: boob physics. And by many, I mean me.
They’re also playing what is perhaps my favorite song from the DOA series during the trailer. Ouch. Dead or Alive: Dimensions will hit store shelves on May 19th, exclusively for the Nintendo 3DS. That leaves me with less than two weeks to come up with $250. Anyone need a favor? Click right there where it says ‘Read More’ to view the commercial. Don’t feel embarrassed; We’re all adults here.