Don't Tell Danl Haas; Dance Paradise Finally Comes Out This Week!

By Allen Park

February 14, 2011

Dance Paradise for the Kinect, THQ’s answer to Dance Central, finally hits the 360 this Tuesday, and resident semi-retired, semi-professional DDR kinda-champion Danl H. Haas can hardly stand the wait.

When the first teaser trailer for this high-energy, guaranteed-chick-magnet came out months ago, Mr. Haas exclaimed, “I CAME JIZZBUCKETS!”, and immediately headed to the nearest GameStop to pre-order the game. I told him he needed an XBox 360 and a Kinect as well, but at that point, he was already blind with rage, and hot with fever.

Dance fever.

With songs such as Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” and Fall Out Boy’s “Dance, Dance”, you’d be either crazy or just crazy lame not to pick this up. It does, after all, have the Haas seal of approval.

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Allen is an utter whore of a gamer; he's completely open-minded to all games, be they AAA blockbusters or $5 casual children's games. His focus is on indie games specifically, valuing gameplay and ingenuity over sparkly visuals and ridiculous gimmicks. When he's not geeking out over the newest art game, he's out toning his sexy, sculpted shoulders while surfing epic 1.5ft waves, or having a good time with local, high-gravity microbrews.

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