Dream Club Zero is an Xbox 360 hostess club simulation game released by D3 Publisher in Japan a while back. Now, you’ll be excited to know, that experience is coming to the PlayStation Vita. Some screens and a rather disturbing (read: creepy ass) video has been released for the handheld port. Hey, if you like hanging out with drunk hostesses, this is probably the game for you, and it looks much better than on the Xbox 360 (as well as the previous PSP iteration of the franchise).
Dream Club Zero Portable, as it is being creatively dubbed at the moment, has no actual release date, but it is a thing that you can play with your Vita, if you want to be ridiculed by your family, friends and pets and cast into the frigid embrace of shunned solitude for the rest of your life. Hit the break for the three screens and the trailer, just don’t tell anyone you’re looking at them.