FlirtOff is My Entire Life Condensed Into a Brief Flash Game

on December 18, 2011 7:30 PM

FlirtOff is Radstronomical‘s latest Flash creation, and boy does it strike uncomfortably close to home. The game is a series of quick-time events that puts you at a random party trying to talk to girls (or guys). Quick reactions and smooth moves are needed in order to succeed and nab your potential one night stand. Sounds easy, but once the liquor starts flowing, it can get  pretty tough.

I discovered this gem upon waking up slightly hungover a couple days ago, and with it came an amazing rush of deja vu. I couldn’t shake the feeling that I’d said the exact same things to the exact same weird-looking hipster girl before, but thanks to my head feeling like it was in outer space, I couldn’t quite put my finger on it. Once I hit the shower though, it all came rushing back: I’ve been in exact situation before.

Numerous times, my entire life.

Including the night before.


Check it out here, and if you can relate, my heart goes out to you brah.

 /  Staff Writer (Weekends)
Allen is an utter whore of a gamer; he's completely open-minded to all games, be they AAA blockbusters or $5 casual children's games. His focus is on indie games specifically, valuing gameplay and ingenuity over sparkly visuals and ridiculous gimmicks. When he's not geeking out over the newest art game, he's out toning his sexy, sculpted shoulders while surfing epic 1.5ft waves, or having a good time with local, high-gravity microbrews.