At exactly 9:00 PM tonight, a website like none we have ever seen appeared on the Internet waves. Lonely gamers now have a way to meet women without ever leaving their bedroom with the Halo wallpaper. Gamers can go to www.GameCrush.com and “hookup” with a girl who will play a game with them. What? No way guys! Have a little dignity, is it really worth $8.25, you get 500 credits with that, to play a ten minute game with a girl being paid to play with you. Yes, I said paid to play with you. And once your ten minutes is up, she gets a 100 credit tip as well.
At the time of release the Xbox 360 will be the only console supported. There are plans coming for PS3, Wii, and World of Warcraft. I don’t even want to know what they plan to do with the Wii remote. You must be 18 or older to open an account. Once your signed up, gamers choose the PlayDate they want. At that time the gamer decides if he wants ‘Dirty’ or ‘Flirty’, which is pretty much self-explanatory. According to GameCrush, what happens during the game session is up to the gamer and the Playdate. Hmmm, sounds a lot like going to a …. never mind.
So gamers you have a very important decision to make. Are you going to set back the image we as gamers strives to move away from, you know, the nerd, can’t get a girl, and sits at home in the dark playing with themselves? I leave this up to you gentleman. If you are interested in the service go to www.gamecrush.com and get your profile started. The four 360 games available at the moment are Modern Warfare 2, Gears of War 2, Grand Theft Auto IV, and Halo 3. Casual games include checkers, pool, and Battleship.
Xbox started the Game with Fame, Community Playdates, and Game with Devs. Who would have though that cyber – dating gaming would ever show up. What happened to Gaming with the Elderly or Gaming with the Homeless? The world is changing folks. Looks like it’s getting a whole lot different. Good luck with it guys, but remember, hug a puppy instead. You’ll thank me in the morning, trust me.