February is just a couple of days away, which means that God of War III is inching closer to its release date of March 16th(which is also my girlfriend’s birthday). We know it’s a torturing experience to wait for it, but for the meantime, there is something you can do to alleviate the thought of another month of wait. Starting in February, folks will be able to go into their nearest 7-Eleven stores to pick up a hefty-sized cup of sugary Kratos Fury Slurpee. Yum! There goes any chances of my pancreas ever producing insulin again.
Evan Brody, marketing manager of Slurpee & Big Gulp Brands, says that the conjured frozen drink is a mix of “ferocious blackberries and frosty limes,” and will be available all the way through March.
Oh, but the best part about it all isn’t only that Kratos is getting the Slurpee treatment. No no, no. The ferocious drink will come in one of four exclusive God of War III Slurpee cups which will include eye-fornicating art work and reward codes that can be redeemed at Slurpee.com for God of War III and Slurpee-themed downloadable content. I’ve already ordered my God of War Blade of Chaos Replica 2x, so you know I’m getting me those cups.