Grand Theft Auto V Video Shows 50 Minutes of Gameplay, Lapdances and How you get Kicked for Touching Too Much

on September 16, 2013 2:48 PM

There are just a few hours left before the much awaited release of Grand Theft Auto V, and here’s one more sizable video to make your wait a little easier.

This time around we get a whole 50 minutes of gameplay, including a lot of swearing, driving, dog walking (well, not really walking, but you’ll see), mild spoilers and even a long session with the game’s strippers, including a lapdance, a double lapdance and Franklin getting himself kicked out of the establishment for touching too much and getting busted by the bouncer.

We already reported about the stripper-related minigame before, and looks like filling the “like” bar allows the player to ask the stripper to come home with him. Unfortunately, though, the one featured in this video refused the offer, so more investigation will be required.

Mind you, as I said before, don’t try this “at home”, meaning at a real strip club. It won’t fill any “like” bar, and touching is very likely to get you kicked (or to get the cops called on you) whether the bouncer sees you or not.

Be warned that due to the content described above, the video is definitely not safe for your workplace. If you want to skip the spicy part, make sure to avoid anything between 13:30 and the and the 21:30 mark (yes, whoever recorded the video really liked lapdances, apparently). Unfortunately there’s really no way to avoid the swearing, so you’ve been warned.

If you want to check out more of the game to prepare yourself for tomorrow, you can also find 185 screenshots here, showing interesting elements like submarines, helicopters, a flight school, customization, masks and quite a lot more.

 /  Executive News Editor
Hailing from sunny (not as much as people think) Italy and long standing gamer since the age of Mattel Intellivision and Sinclair ZX Spectrum. Definitely a multi-platform gamer, he still holds the old dear PC nearest to his heart, while not disregarding any console on the market. RPGs (of any nationality) and MMORPGs are his daily bread, but he enjoys almost every other genre, prominently racing simulators, action and sandbox games. He is also one of the few surviving fans of the flight simulator genre on Earth.