I Would Sell My Firstborn For These Atlas and P-Body Toys

on May 3, 2011 10:00 AM

I Would Sell My Firstborn For These Atlas and P-Body Toys

One of the very first things that popped in my head once I finished Portal 2 was, “man, that was amazing; where can I buy related toys?” Being a huge Transformers geek and proper manchild, I really hoped something awesome would come out soon from Valve so that I could impulse buy the hell out of it all.

Well, I got half of my wish, I guess, as a sculptor named Chris Hooton has fulfilled my fantasies and hand made Atlas and P-Body action figures. The design on them is impeccable, and while I know I can’t buy them, it only injects wonderful thoughts in my head of Revoltech Atlas and P-Body figures.

…I’ll be in my bunk.

 /  Staff Writer (Weekends)
Allen is an utter whore of a gamer; he's completely open-minded to all games, be they AAA blockbusters or $5 casual children's games. His focus is on indie games specifically, valuing gameplay and ingenuity over sparkly visuals and ridiculous gimmicks. When he's not geeking out over the newest art game, he's out toning his sexy, sculpted shoulders while surfing epic 1.5ft waves, or having a good time with local, high-gravity microbrews.