Impress Your Eight-Year-Old Girlfriend with Power Rangers Samurai: The Game

on November 20, 2011 7:00 PM

It’s time for one of Justin’s Relationship Tips, kids. Believe me, as someone who has gotten max social link runs in Persona 3 and 4 and has a successful relationship with an anime girl in Love Plus, I know what I’m talking about.

And if you’re like young me, alone, looking for a way to garner attention from your eight-year-old peers, then you should become a Power Ranger. It’s as simple as that. Make sure you’re an American Power Ranger, or else you’ll be a Super Sentai character, and then the girls will think you’re a nerd. But you’ll be much prettier than your American counterparts, and Japanese eight-year-old girls will like you, so I guess it depends on what you’re into.

Luckily, you won’t have to pay several hundred dollars to make your own Power Rangers costume any more; Power Rangers Samurai: The Game does all that for you. Just take your Wii remote and do the transformation motion, and boom, instant Power Ranger status and instant fawning from eight-year-old girls everywhere.

You an see a demonstration below. (Justin’s Relationship Tips: The Book coming soon to a bookstore near you.)

 /  Staff Writer (Weekends)
Weekend Contributing Writer at DualShockers. Been gaming since getting an SNES with Super Mario World in the late 90s. My favorite games include Persona 4, Chrono Trigger, Sly 2/3, Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, and Shining Force.