Impress Your Eight-Year-Old Girlfriend with Power Rangers Samurai: The Game

Impress Your Eight-Year-Old Girlfriend with Power Rangers Samurai: The Game

It’s time for one of Justin’s Relationship Tips, kids. Believe me, as someone who has gotten max social link runs in Persona 3 and 4 and has a successful relationship with an anime girl in Love Plus, I know what I’m talking about.

And if you’re like young me, alone, looking for a way to garner attention from your eight-year-old peers, then you should become a Power Ranger. It’s as simple as that. Make sure you’re an American Power Ranger, or else you’ll be a Super Sentai character, and then the girls will think you’re a nerd. But you’ll be much prettier than your American counterparts, and Japanese eight-year-old girls will like you, so I guess it depends on what you’re into.

Luckily, you won’t have to pay several hundred dollars to make your own Power Rangers costume any more; Power Rangers Samurai: The Game does all that for you. Just take your Wii remote and do the transformation motion, and boom, instant Power Ranger status and instant fawning from eight-year-old girls everywhere.

You an see a demonstration below. (Justin’s Relationship Tips: The Book coming soon to a bookstore near you.)