KFC is Publishing a Colonel Sanders Dating Sim for Reasons Unknown to Man

KFC is Publishing a Colonel Sanders Dating Sim for Reasons Unknown to Man

Colonel Sanders is now a husbando and I don't know how to feel about this.

Well, here’s some news I wasn’t expecting to write when I woke up this morning.

For one reason or another, KFC, yes, that KFC, is getting into the video game business. The world-renown fast food chain is set to soon publish a new dating sim called I Love You, Colonel Sanders! which will have you pursuing the company’s spokesman/mascot to find love. I swear that all of this is the complete truth.

According to the game’s Steam page, here is the description of I Love You, Colonel Sanders!:

I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator follows you, a promising culinary student, as you try to date your classmate, Colonel Sanders. Throughout your journey, you’ll be faced with life-changing decisions that will affect your chances of friendship and love. But be careful! Your choices have real consequences with real animated characters’ feelings at stake.

In typical dating sim fashion, the art style of the game also reflects that of others in the genre, meaning it’s quite anime-inspired. Plus, Colonel Sanders looks pretty hot in this game. We typically run a “Best Husbando” poll here at DualShockers each year, and the Colonel might be an early front runner. I’d definitely be down to share a bucket of fried chicken with him sometime.

There’s still not a release date for I Love You, Colonel Sanders, but it’s slated to arrive on Steam at some point soon. In the meantime, you can check out the trailer down below.

I just pray that God can forgive us as a species for creating such a thing.