Everyone’s favorite mute hero, Link, is back again to do what he does best – beat the bejesus out of things without spewing a single syllable. A Nintendo press release was unveiled promoting the company’s holiday lineup and has confirmed Link’s new adventure The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks for the DS with a release date of December 7th. Hopefully, it’s colder than shit during this time so I can sit home under a cozy homemade fire made from cardboard boxes and porno mags (I live in the ‘ghetto’; Fireplaces and firewood are as common as an overweight Ethiopian), drink me a hot cup of cocoa, whip out my stylus and start kicking ass in Spirit Tracks. Those of you who haven’t played Phantom Hour Glass need to play through it. Forget that you have to play it whilst watching horribly animated claymation Christmas specials. The game will keep you occupied for a bit.
What better way to celebrate the holidays than kicking ass with Link and his purposely outfitted elf costume?