New Your Shape Fitness DLC Thinks You’re Still Fat

New Your Shape Fitness DLC Thinks You’re Still Fat

New Your Shape Fitness DLC Thinks You're Still Fat

Two new DLC packs for Ubisoft’s Kinect workout game Your Shape: Fitness Evolved have been released today on XBox Live. “New Year, New You” is designed to get you back in shape after your Christmas and New Years Celebrations (you ate and drank too much, and Ubisoft knows it!). The second is titled “Dance Workout: Bollywood” is a dance inspired workout taking inspiration from Indian atmosphere and moves.

Each DLC pack is available by itself for 400 Microsoft Points ($5), or you can buy both of them together for 560 Points. Twelve more add-ons for the game are planned for the first half of the year, because Ubisoft knows you’re going to cheat on your diet and they’re going to make you hate yourself for it. Fatty.