Nintendo DSi + Facebook =
Myspace who? Poor ol’ Tom better migrate over to Facebook if he wants to be as popular as he was on Myspace, that prick. And how can he do that? Simple, we say! All he has to do is create a Facebook account, get on his internet-connected DSi, use his DSi camera, snap some pics of him looking uber cool wearing nipple tassles and holding a sign saying “I love DualShockers”, and upload them to Facebook. With the upcoming DSi update, Facebook members can now take pictures with either of the handheld’s cameras and upload their photos directly to their Facebook profile. Perverts will now have every reason to carry a DSi and wear mirrors on their shoes. This Facebook function will be available to us east-coasters tonight at 8:00PM EST with a free downloadble system update for the Nintendo DSi- that’s 5:00PM for you Pacific folk.
While looking at pictures they’ve stored of themselves, their family, their crotch area, etc., on the DSi camera album (which can also include pics they’ve manipulated), users can now simply tap the Facebook icon on the system’s touch screen to instantly upload photos to their Facebook profiles. For the upload to work successfully, however -which is common sense, users must configure their wireless broadband internet connection. If you didn’t know this, a bandwagon full of midgets in baggy clothing should… forget it.
Those of us who are conceited with ourselves and can’t get too much of our faces will habitually use this new tool to upload countless photos on our DSi’s. It’s an excellent on-the-go feature for folks who just love tagging ridiculous shit and taking pictures of drunk hobos in the subway while they slander everyone in there for not shaking their god-awful stinky hands.