Nippon Ichi Invites You to Spank Some Bad Girls

Nippon Ichi Invites You to Spank Some Bad Girls

Nippon Ichi Invites You to Spank Some Bad GirlsNippon Ichi and Arc Rise Fantasia developer ImageEpoch are working together on a new project titled Criminal Girls. Yes, it is as crazy as it sounds. This PSP RPG puts you firmly in the shoes of a prison guard in hell. Seven girls (representing the seven deadly sins) are imprisoned in the jail you work at, because they’ve been naughty in life. Your job – if you choose to undertake it – is to reform these girls by…wait for it…punishing them. Basically, you beat some sense into them to see if they’re ready for a second chance at life.

Yes, part of this punishment apparently involves spanking. Who wouldn’t want the opportunity to spank some naughty, scantily-clad girls, even if they are digital? Why do I bring this game up, even though its chances at seeing a North American release are probably less than zero because we’re a bunch of prudes? Because it’s NIS, and I love NIS. That’s why.

Criminal Girls releases in Japan in November, for around $70, in case you want to import, you naughty, naughty person, you.