If you're all about the snoochie boochie, Mewesmas is coming early this year. And it's all about Gears of War 3. The man best known as Jay (as in Jay and Silent Bob) is co-starring in noobz, a film about four friends who travel to Hollywood for a Gears tournament. Along the way, there are shenanigans aplenty involving strip clubs and a mini-mart run-in with a mace-wielding woman who looks deceivingly like Lilly Tomlin.

The film also stars Zelda Williams, Matt Shively (you know, the kid from Punk'd), Blake Freeman and features Casper Van Dien of Starship Troopers fame. Look for the film in theaters this summer. In the meantime, you can check out the trailer after the jump. Snooch to the nooch, my friends.