Well here's something: Porno Studio Tycoon from developer Zitrix Megalomedia is leaving Steam Early Access and launching on PC -- via Steam -- on May 5th.

Note: I don't know what is and isn't safe for work these days: but in the name of keeping cautious, here's your NSFW warning. 

Said to boast a "spicy" atmosphere, markets with shortages and surpluses, websites with black hat SEO, complex casting of actors, two modes of shooting (fast and detailed), and more: Porn Studio Tycoon has got you covered if you're been itching for a good ol' business simulator, but not non-porn business simulators. If you want to be a Porno tycoon, the orchestrator of your own spicy atmosphere, now is your chance.

Here's an official overview of the game:

Business simulator with rich economic model, flexible configuration of movie production, complex casting and other features. Beautiful graphics and no sexually explicit content.

Become a filmmaker

Shoot sneakily in public places or frighten your neighbors in rented apartments. Group actresses with similar skills and keep track of their mood. Choose the right plot actions. Upgrade your filming abilities on the set or learn from the books. Hire a crew with an awesome director. Define the number of scenes in a movie and the costs of postproduction.

100% business simulator

The quality of the movie affects its price, but there will be no profit without buyers. Release movies when competitors don't expect you to. An analyst in the office can help you with it. The office, by the way, is a useful thing. An experienced salesman can increase the sales in chosen country. A secretary can add some details to the reports. An accountant can tell you why you're broke. If you've managed this crowd, it is time to create your own websites. And with black hat SEO it's easier to monitor the number of subscribers.

Actors

Actors like to put lies on their resumes and work for your competitors. And relax, obviously. What they don't like is to get involved with a small studio. Choose your actors wisely. Take into consideration their favorite genres - romantic, vanilla, extreme - and preferences in different countries. And don't forget to check actor's skills, as well as director's skills. Actually, we haven't figured out the best way of selecting actors. So make up your own.

Atmosphere

There are no truly adult illustrations in the game. Even the terminology is chosen carefully. The core of the game is the dynamics of markets. Graphic design is intended to create "spicy" atmosphere and a sense of immersion.

Key features

  • markets with shortages and surpluses
  • websites with black hat SEO, merch
  • flexible configuration of movie production
  • complex casting of actors
  • two modes of shooting (fast and detailed ones)
  • customizable covers
  • script-based movies
  • 60+ actors

So get out there folks -- "shoot sneakily in public places or frighten your neighbors in rented apartments" -- and create your own porno studio. Do it. Shoot sneakily in 'dem damn public places. Track those SEOs. Get that porno studio merch money. Customizable covers, baby. Do it for the spicy.

Porno Studio Tycoon has been in Steam Early Access since October of last year. It has garnered a "mostly positive" Steam User Review score, with 70 percent of 37 reviews finding it positive.

The game currently costs $19.69 USD on Steam Early Access. It's unclear if this price will transition to the full release. Below, you can check out the new trailer: