Now everybody just calm down, keep your cool and don’t panic. The European PlayStation Network appears to be down for an indeterminate amount of time. Don’t worry though as they’re working on it, and the rest of the world’s access seems fine right now.
No word on when it’ll be back up. I know this probably looks bad in light of recent events, but this kind of stuff happens from time to time.
*UPDATE* It appears the US PSN is down as well (thanks Exiquio). I heard Wal-Mart is having a sale on pitchforks and torches.