Spice Up Your Life With We Dare
Are you having trouble getting lady friends? Is your marriage failing because you just can’t give your honey enough love? Well Ubisoft may have just solved all your non-platonic needs. A certain Wii/PS Move game has recently blown up Twitter and gave little boys a special feeling inside on YouTube. We Dare “is a sexy, quirky, party game that offers a large variety of hilarious, innovative, and physical, sometimes kinky, challenges. The more friends you invite to party, the spicier the play!”
So the next time you ask a woman/man to come over to your place, mention a cool new video game that can fulfill all their carnal desires. If they don’t immediately kick you in the crotch, congrats! You will most likely get free boob without the feeling of shame afterwards. Also, who knows what certain “feelings” and “urges” your gaming partner will feel after it’s all said and done?