Splatoon 2’s Next Splatfest is a Breakfast Food Showdown Between Pancakes and Waffles

Splatoon 2’s Next Splatfest is a Breakfast Food Showdown Between Pancakes and Waffles

Waffle gang, rise up!

Each Splatfest in Splatoon 2 is typically a showdown between two hotly opposed combatants. We’ve had some classic bouts like the chicken vs. the egg, vampires vs. werewolves, and money vs…..love?

This coming month’s Splatfest though, which will kick off next Friday, might just be one of the most contentious ever. Yes, it’s a battle of the breakfast foods in February as the heathens who think pancakes are superior will go to war with those of us who know waffles to be the true choice. Whoever wins at the end of the 24-hour Splatfest period will prove once and for all which food is superior with the loser food being eliminated from existence forever. At least, I think that’s how these things work. Regardless, waffles are going to win so you better accept this now, pancake chumps.

Look, no matter where you fall on this whole pancake vs. waffle debate, at least we can all agree on one thing: french toast sucks. I’ll eat it that stuff I have to, but you better believe I’ll choose pancakes and waffles over french toast every single time without fail. If you ever run into someone who claims that french toast is the best of those three then call the cops because you just witnessed a crime. Here’s a meme I made to express how bad french toast is.

Splatoon 2's Next Splatfest is a Breakfast Food Showdown Between Pancakes and Waffles

Anyway, the breakfast-based Splatfest kicks off next week on February 8 at 8:00pm PST and lasts until February 9 at 8:00 PST. Go waffles.