Stacking Comes Out This Week, You Will Die Alone If You Don’t Buy It

Stacking Comes Out This Week, You Will Die Alone If You Don’t Buy It

Stacking Comes Out This Week, You Will Die Alone If You Don't Buy It

I am absolutely stone-faced serious about that; we’ve already gone over this, but if you’re the kind of person who doesn’t look forward to Double Fine’s latest foray into downloadable games, you are likely a person of terrible, terrible taste that no one in their right mind would and should love. Everything I’ve heard about Stacking so far sounds absolutely divine; in the game, you play as a Russian matryoshka stacking doll that goes around solving problems for everyone.

You have the somewhat disturbingly sexual ability to jump inside someone and gain their abilities; using said abilities, you’ll have to find a way to complete the objectives in every level and/or world. The nonlinearity in solving these problems is what’s supremely appealing to me, and sure to give me a consistent tingle in my babymaker/love-machine if it actually pans out.

It sounds a bit like Ghost Trick in its abilities and gimmicks, and if the game is as good as that, then I really can’t ask for more. Stacking will be available today on the PSN and tomorrow on XBox Live for $14.99, or 1200 Itchy and Scratchy Fun-Bux, respectively.

…remember, FOREVER ALONE.