The Behemoth’s New iOS Game Makes You a Communist

The Behemoth’s New iOS Game Makes You a Communist

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The Behemoth, makers of such fine gaming experiences as Castle Crashers and Alien Hominid, have evidently seized the means of production to give us a brand new iOS game completely free. It’s called Super Soviet Missile Mastar, and they’ve decided that the proletariat deserves this one for no charge. Y’know, it’s just like they say: “From each according to his ability, to each according to his iPad or iPhone availability.” Er, something like that, anyway.

The game is hilariously low-fi, mimicking a sort of Cold War-era Atari 2600 feel. According to its correspondingly low-fi website (seriously, try to press the buttons. Go ahead) you’ll be asked to “dodge fighter jet, birds, helicopters, and democracy.” Well, sounds like a winner to me. So go make Stalin proud and give this one a download. You won’t even have to wait in line!