The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Revealed

The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Revealed

If you haven’t played the first Witcher game, you should be plagued with an incurable bombardment of genital warts and stink crotch. The Witcher is one of the best RPG-ish games on the PC and deserves the attention and the appraisals that it receives. For fans of the original – which I’m pretty sure will be giving themselves the stinky-pinky after reading this – a sequel to the critically acclaimed um… The Witcher has been announced with leakage of a new video. You love me? You love me? I know you do.

The footage, which we will show you, was introduced by CD Projekt CEO Marcin Iwinski and shows the sequel in its alpha state which depicts an amazingly polished combat system as well as visuals that will copulate your retinas. By adding Havok physics, CD Projekt has increased the game’s range of offensive spells and the ability to demolish things admirably. Hit the jump if you want to take a look at the video. Hit it, I say!

Don’t be discouraged by the opening scene of ogling CD Projekt’s Feng Shui-ish office and scenes from the prequel. All that will dissipate slowly and scenes for The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings will pop up and give you tingly feelings in your tummy. Feast your eyes on one of the greatest badasses of all time – Geralt of Rivia.

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