Think Geek Stocks Portal Merch to Drain Your Wallet

Think Geek Stocks Portal Merch to Drain Your Wallet

Think Geek seems to have this obsession with taking all of my money, because they keep doing stuff like this. If anybody out there wants to buy me something for Christmas, my list consists of “everything on Think Geek.”

The greatest store on the internet has now added some new Portal┬áitems to their store, which are sure to be on everybody’s Holiday list this year. Items include a plush turret, a talking Cave Johnson portrait, cookie cutters and many more.