If you’re ever at a personal quandary of a place to spend all of your money in an instant, always head to ThinkGeek. They have an entire section of their staff dedicated to figuring out exactly what we all wanted (even if we didn’t know it yet) and making those dreams a reality.
Say hello to the life-size inflatable turret from Portal which you can get to protect your home RIGHT NOW for the low price of $24.99. It doesn’t get much cooler than this, except perhaps a life-sized full-metal automated turret. Get on it ThinkGeek, make me proud!