If the old dear oppai mouse pads don't do it anymore for you, Koei Tecmo is bringing an alternative as part of its Tokyo Game Show merchandise line-up, the butt mouse pads.

Each mouse pad, that you can see in the gallery below, will cost 4,200 yen. More merchandise includes life-sized body pillows for 12,000 yen each, nine sets of tin pins for 1,500 yen each, and microfiber bath towels for 5,000 yen each.

I won't promise that one of these won't find its way into my suitcase next month.