Tired of the Old Oppai Mouse Pads? Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 Brings Forth the Butts

on August 24, 2016 3:11 PM

If the old dear oppai mouse pads don’t do it anymore for you, Koei Tecmo is bringing an alternative as part of its Tokyo Game Show merchandise line-up, the butt mouse pads.

Each mouse pad, that you can see in the gallery below, will cost 4,200 yen. More merchandise includes life-sized body pillows for 12,000 yen each, nine sets of tin pins for 1,500 yen each, and microfiber bath towels for 5,000 yen each.

I won’t promise that one of these won’t find its way into my suitcase¬†next month.

 /  Executive News Editor
Hailing from sunny (not as much as people think) Italy and long standing gamer since the age of Mattel Intellivision and Sinclair ZX Spectrum. Definitely a multi-platform gamer, he still holds the old dear PC nearest to his heart, while not disregarding any console on the market. RPGs (of any nationality) and MMORPGs are his daily bread, but he enjoys almost every other genre, prominently racing simulators, action and sandbox games. He is also one of the few surviving fans of the flight simulator genre on Earth.