Welcome to Dead Island

By John Colaw

March 24, 2011

Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to the lovely Resort on Banoi! You could experience this island in all it’s majesty and it’s well within your price range. All you have to do is participate in our time share program and for three months of the year you could have full access to the island! We have a wide range of bars, tons of events for our guests to take part in, and absolutely no flesh eating zombies. Please enjoy the other two slides in the gallery located below to see our glorious island that has absolutely zero flesh eating zombies, and book your trip today!

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King's Bounty II - Official Gameplay Trailer
B.ARK - Launch Trailer - Nintendo Switch
John Colaw

John is what you might call something of a badass. When he's not writing about games or playing them, he's playing in the Kansas City band "Documentary" and drinking as many different beers as often as he can. He's a huge comic nerd in the best sense of the term, with a particular love for the Creator Owned movement.

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