Xbox One Exclusive Halo 5: Guardians – Watch Me Suck Really Badly at Warzones in Sleek 1080p

Xbox One Exclusive Halo 5: Guardians – Watch Me Suck Really Badly at Warzones in Sleek 1080p

Not all gamers are made equal. Some are good at RPGs, others have great racing skills, and then there are some that really suck at first person shooters. I’m one of those.

With a mouse I can still hit stuff (at times), but put a controller in my hands, and my lack of the slightest aiming skills will turn into comedic relief.

At Microsoft’s Gamescom showcase, someone did put a controller in my hands to play a Warzone match in Halo 5: Guardians, and the results were as expected: a disaster.

It’s not like I didn’t have fun, mind you. Despite my shameful performance, the mode is really, really nice to play. But that’s the whole point. It’s not like I don’t like FPS games. I do. I just keep sucking at them no matter how much I try.

Below you can see a recording of one of the matches, and you are fully authorized to laugh at me and mock me in the comments. It’s not like I’m not used to it.

I refrained from replacing the audio with the music from The Benny Hill Show just because I thought that you’d rather listen to the game’s own soundtrack, but you’re very free to play it in your mind. It really does fit.